eric the red's definitions

Yak

cocaine

I just got blasted as fuck off that yak

by Eric the Red November 7, 2003

jaded

Slightly drunk; buzzin.

Yo fool I'm jaded.

by Eric the Red November 7, 2003

balloon knot

the asshole

I'd like spread her cheeks and tickle her balloon knot

by eric the red September 29, 2003

Keiller

A person who abuses a friendship by milking the one-eyed lizard when in the confines of a friend's room.

Keiller went into my room and had a wank

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Gary Pallister Toast

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife

Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

John Wayne

The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does

Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Princeton Meat Slap

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004