14 definitions by enjuneer

fur

1. Hair that grows on an aminal. Yes, I said aminal.

2. The noun form of furry. Meaning someone interested in anthro art/furry art, or wants to be an animal. Or something.

1. Bears get leaves and shit in their fur when they hibernate.

2. That fur got beat up yesterday for walking around with a cat-ear headband and a robotic tail.

by enjuneer November 8, 2003

booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

by enjuneer November 13, 2003

FFXI

Audiovisual crack. Need more WHMs.

by enjuneer November 9, 2003

johnny and the moondogs

Name of the Beatles before they hit it big, when they were still playing at whorehouse clubs in Hamburg. Johnny referred to John Lennon, and the moondogs, who the fack knows.

Johnny and the Moondogs were payed about $5 a week.

by enjuneer November 9, 2003

instant karma

It's gonna get you.

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'

by enjuneer December 24, 2003

remix

Add in the chorus a few more times, maybe lengten a solo by 20 seconds and you have a remix. Usually sold as "singles" that cost almost as much as an entire album. The money that people spend on thse doesn't go to the artist, it goes to the RIAA. And yoko ono.

Have you heard the Blue remix? Yeah, 3 new lines of lyrics, and its a full FIFTY SECONDS LONGER! I'm ready to spend $12 on it!

by enjuneer November 24, 2003

fish heads

Severed head of a fish.

*cant play baseball
*dont wear sweaters
*not good dancers
*cant talk
*cant play drums
*Don't have to pay to get them in to movies.
*Never seen drinking capucchino in Italian resteraunts with oriental women.
Not frequently seen

Fish heads, fish heads
Rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads
eat them up, yumm.

In the morning
laughing happy fish heads
in the eve-eh-ning
floating in the soup

by enjuneer November 8, 2003