1 definition by enigmaticsundry
a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.
my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.
by enigmaticsundry April 19, 2006