enigmacrypt's definitions
Chockerblock (chŏk'ə-blŏk') A busy place with a high proportion of chockers. Popular places include Liverpool Krazyhouse and Jillys Rockworld Friday all nighter in Manchester.
Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.
Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.
"Jillys rockworld was chockerblock on Friday"
by enigmacrypt April 12, 2009
Get the Chockerblockmug. A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.
Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."
by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009
Get the Spoffermug. Spack Metaller (spāk mět'l-lər)
A type of black metaller (a fan of the heavy metal sub-genre 'black metal') who takes black metal way too seriously and thinks only really badly recorded early Emperor, Burzum etc is troo and kvlt.
They're so full of hate for everyone who isn't as spack metal as them and actually worship satan whilst working at places like burger king.
If you get two or more spack metallers together they can be dangerous. They'd blow up a Cradle Of Filth gig if they knew how!
A type of black metaller (a fan of the heavy metal sub-genre 'black metal') who takes black metal way too seriously and thinks only really badly recorded early Emperor, Burzum etc is troo and kvlt.
They're so full of hate for everyone who isn't as spack metal as them and actually worship satan whilst working at places like burger king.
If you get two or more spack metallers together they can be dangerous. They'd blow up a Cradle Of Filth gig if they knew how!
"That spack metaller who serves fries in Burger King tried to beat up my cousin for wearing a Cradle Of Filth t-shirt."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
Get the Spack Metallermug.