2 definitions by empelon

A dirty filthy wanker who diddles kids.
Should not be approached without the intention of beating up or restraining to be picked up by police.
Person 1: Hey, hey, hey! Why are you hurting him?
Massive Legend(s): He's a dirty nonce!
by empelon February 15, 2019
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Stefan: Who's he?
Zach: That's Andy, or Flatlander?
by empelon February 15, 2019
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