1 definition by emilysmith2010

That annoying old woman who thinks shes top shit when shes not. An ugly breed of human who bitches and back stabs people. Her voice sounds slightly like a mans, and you will often find her on her couch ordering her daughter around to clean up after her. She rarely cleans, and enjoys reading the daily horoscopes. She often refers to herself as Effy because she thinks she has a hot bod, like the one from Skins, but her real name is Gail.
"Look at that flabby bitch, telling her daughter to do all of the housework!"
Yeah, she thinks shes hot. What an Effy.
by emilysmith2010 July 6, 2010
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