3 definitions by emeraldeyes
When you are completely over boys and their dumb shit. You decide on abstaining from them for a certain period of time
by emeraldeyes July 15, 2018
by emeraldeyes May 2, 2016
The collection of strange and useful artifacts found in a mothers or grandmothers Mary Poppinsesque handbag. Such as, but not limited to: tissue, emery boards, lip balm, make-up, notebook, pen and pencil, healthy snack and coloring book.
Girl 1: Does your mother carry eye cream and mints in her purse?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's Mom Crap.
by emeraldeyes December 20, 2014