elric21's definitions

rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

by elric21 October 28, 2004

friction generator

a penis; capable of ejaculating ejaculate (which is also known as liquid energy)

LVS - "And then I took his friction generator and lavaliered myself with his liquid energy, making me his and elevating him to LL master."

LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

lavaliese

receiver of lavaliering: if lavaliered unwillingly then lavaliese has not being lavaliered by a master.

LVS - "Did you just draw on me with your lesser mind?"

LVR - "Ya, you're my lavaliese. I just made LL journeyman. Consider yourself lavaliered!"

LVS - "Definitely the last time we exchange energy."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

lavaliering

practicing the art of the lavalier; the act of drawing one's greek letters on a lavaliese

"Hey bro, you gonna try for LL artisan tonight?"

"I'm definitely gonna be working on that next level lavaliering."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

lavaliered

having been drawn upon with liquid energy from a lavalier, the letters of his brotherhood.

LVS - "I got lavaliered last night! I think he loves me!"

Fellow LVS - "I'm sooo happy for you! That means you might one day be engaged, right? Does that mean you're officially dating!?"

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

four way stop

a place where to roads intersect and all four points have stop signs and everyone thinks they have the right of way. this is also the place were everyone lays on the horn and throws the finger.

hey its cheaper than traffic lights.

by elric21 October 29, 2004

journeyman

experienced practioner; one who practitions a specific art, (such as lavaliering), on the way to becoming a master.

"Definitately made LL journeyman early this morning."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012