4 definitions by el_yotcho
a jackoff. Can be used more benignly as a generic term for a person, like muthafuckaz. Employs end truncation, kind of like bot or blog. See also kass
"What are all these koffs doing here?"
by el_yotcho February 13, 2004
by el_yotcho October 22, 2005
by el_yotcho January 30, 2007
The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
by el_yotcho January 3, 2007