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A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.
My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!
by ekolis January 25, 2014
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The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...
by ekolis August 1, 2014
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by ekolis December 8, 2013
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by ekolis December 8, 2013
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by ekolis November 5, 2016
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