64 definitions by ejl

D'oh

A combination of damn and oh.

D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

by ejl November 5, 2003

Vertu

Extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a "communication instrument"). Made by a special division of Nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.

Prices:

Stainless steel (cheapest): $7,800 USD
Yellow Gold: $20,000 USD
White Gold: $30,000 USD
Platinum: $40,000 USD
Pure Untreated Platinum: $700,000 USD

That Vertu costs as much as a Ferrari Enzo.

by ejl March 23, 2004

raab himself

One who does all of the duties involving shit in the CKY movies of Bam Margera, including, but not limited to: Shitting while running, shitting on a road, shitting off a building, shitting in a car going 70 mph, shitting on a street, shitting on Phil and April's bed, shitting during health class, shitting on a locker, shitting on a window in Times Square, and shitting off the Empire State Building.

This is Raab Himself, and he's going to be pissing on an electric fence.

by ejl November 7, 2003

fye

For your entertainment. A chain of British stores.

Available at FYE.

by ejl December 13, 2003

Escalade

A.K.A. Lade: A large American SUV based on the GMC Suburban and Yukon models. Favored particularly by hip-hop stars, as they can accomodate more members of their crew than a Ferrari or luxury sedan.

The grille of the Escalade looks better than that of the GMC Yukon.

by ejl December 14, 2003

Snud

A combination of snow and mud, that usually accumulates in the wheel wells of cars. A favourite pastime in Canada is to go out and kick the snuds off cars to hear the plop sound.

Let's go snudding, eh?

by ejl December 6, 2003

FOTR

The Fellowship of the Ring

Being the first part of The Lord of the Rings

by ejl December 19, 2003