Definitions by eggss and bacon

doorknob 

something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)

FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"

doorknob by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008

lightswitch 

something you call when you burp...then you call safety if you not near a lightswitch or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a lightswitch then someone gets to punch you:)

BUUURRRPP!!!!!
"lightswitch...."
"saftey"

lightswitch by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008

telephone 

something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)

ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"

telephone by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008