3 definitions by eggss and bacon

Top Definition
something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)
FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"

by eggss and bacon April 05, 2008
something you call when you burp...then you call safety if you not near a lightswitch or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a lightswitch then someone gets to punch you:)
BUUURRRPP!!!!!
"lightswitch...."
"saftey"
by eggss and bacon April 05, 2008
something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)
ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"
by eggss and bacon April 06, 2008
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