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theoretical virus

A Theoretical Virus is a fictional virus that is based on a real virus, but does not actually exist. They are used as a benchmark for viral preparedness. A good example of a theoretical virus is lyssa x, which is a relative of rabies. Web groups such as OZORT are geared toward preparing for worst case scenario viruses like these.

A Theoretical Virus can be just as dangerous as a real virus if you aren't prepared for it.

by Edward Stevens August 29, 2006

zort

Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.

After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006

lyssavirus x

The full name for a virus most commonly referred to Lyssa X or Rabies X. The ultimate rabies virus, with an incubation period of only a few days, rather than a few months. A member of the Lyssavirus Genus along with rabies, Lyssa X is a biohazard nightmare.

Lyssavirus X is a basic mutation of rabies that could easily wipe humanity off the face of the planet.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006

Lyssa X

Lyssa X (noun): Lyssa X (also called "Lyssavirus X" or "Rabies X") refers to a mutation of Rabies with a much shorter incubation period of several days, as opposed to several weeks. Rabies, one of many similar viruses in the Lyssavirus Genus, is characterized by causing those infected to become highly aggressive, irrational, and unresponsive to attempts at communication. Other than its rapid onset, Lyssa X is otherwise identical to Rabies. Rabies is kept from rapidly spreading because it can take anywhere from 3 weeks to 2 years to affect it's host, but Lyssa X has overcome this limitation. The term Lyssa X was originally coined by OZORT, and is considered a fictional virus. It is also considered a zombie virus by zombie survivalist groups, as this mutation could very easily lead to a widespread zombie outbreak.

"Lyssa": Greek, Frenzy

If Rabies ever mutates into Lyssa X, we're all fucked.

by Edward Stevens August 25, 2006

fictional virus

A virus that does not actually exist, but is a possible mutation of an existing virus, or an entirely made up virus that can possibly exist without defying medical knowledge. Examples of fictional virus include Lyssavirus X and Filonecrosis. The movie entitled "Outbreak" was a good example of a fictional virus.

Despite the fact that they don't exist, it's important to be prepared for fictional viruses, since viruses are known to mutate to more potent forms all the time.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006

OZORT

A group of survivalists who plan for ANY national crisis, using as a worst case scenario the theoretical idea of a zombie outbreak as a benchmark to ensure preparedness for any situation whereby government or society collapses. They are a large organisation and can easily be found on google or any other major search engine.

People often mistakenly think that OZORT is about killing zombies because they use a zombie as their mascot.

by Edward Stevens August 25, 2006

zombism

The state that describes a person who has become a zombie. Zombies are individuals afflicted with zombism. Can be used to refer to a viral zombie or a voodoo zombie.

Those afflicted with zombism are a danger to the living.

by Edward Stevens August 26, 2006