38 definitions by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick
Also known as Axl. The retarded singer in the same band as Goosetard. He has an awful and high singing voice and likes to have goose fits with Goosetard while making people's ears bleed.
by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
A silly old woman with rabbit teeth that wears boring clothes and always shouts at her husband for getting more birthday cards then her. When we go and visit grandad Payter, Thurza doesn't sit at the table for dinner and it's just me, dad and grandad Payter that sit there even though there's four seats. We think he has told her that she's not family so she doesn't sit at the table when we're there. When they come to pick me and dad up she's always in the car when it's only a five minute journey. She wont say a word to you until, "Dinners on the table." She keeps getting told off by Payter for spilling food all over the table cloth while dishing our dinner out. The time she will most likely yell "PAYTER!!!" is when he talks about blacks and refers to them as "Wogs."
Mrs Rabbit: I'll come along for the ride Payter.
Payter: You don't have to bother Thurza.
Mrs Rabbit: I said! I'll come along! A for the ride PAYTER!
Payter: You don't have to bother Thurza.
Mrs Rabbit: I said! I'll come along! A for the ride PAYTER!
by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009
A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.
MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?
Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?
Pork Scotch: Yeah.
Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?
Pork Scotch: No.
Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?
Pork Scotch: Yeah.
Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?
Pork Scotch: No.
Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009
What a rude Nignog woman used to say at a party when she had ran out of bacardi and coke. She would say this so the birthday guy Fred would fill her up. All she brought was 1 can of coke and made us all supply all the bacardi.
by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.
Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
by ednatoast jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009