182 definitions by eda-skip

shower wank

A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.

This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!

by eda-skip May 2, 2022

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

I like to lick Matt's pink starfish while I jack him off!

by eda-skip May 13, 2023

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

by eda-skip January 3, 2022

A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.

I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

by eda-skip July 24, 2022

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

A jerk-mate is a jack-off buddy.

I've got a lot of Cadet jerk-mates here at the Academy!

by eda-skip January 9, 2022