ed rogers's definitions

rot

a noun meaning disgusting, gross, or repulsive

Bertha: "I'm so beautiful! Everbody my mom knows tells her what an attractive daughter she has."
Floyd: "Don't be delusional Bertha."
Bertha: "Well, my mom told me so Floyd!"
Floyd: "Oh yeah? Your bad breath, and cameltoe prove otherwise. Everybody I know says your rot!"

by ed rogers June 11, 2004

doogie howser

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.

Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!

by ed rogers March 23, 2005

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

musicphile

A person who thoroughly enjoys listening to a wide selection of music, and varied musical genres.

Harvey has mp3's of Mozart, Cannibal Corpse, Tim McGraw, Fallout Boy, Frank Sinatra, 2 Live Crew, Beyonce, and Rob Zombie.

Yes, Harvey is a true musicphile.

by ed rogers February 1, 2006