ed's definitions

Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.

these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.

by Ed February 19, 2004

the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

by Ed March 3, 2005

Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

drone

drone is a sub type of doom music its usualy long records with one note being played again and again very slowly about 1 bpm which builds into a wall of sound

a good drone band is sunn ((0))

by ed January 23, 2005

kaning

whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.

those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!

by ed May 13, 2005

LCE

Lower Class Environment; a term used to describe the "ghetto" when Mrs. W-G is around.

Holy shaith, it's W-G, let's go hang in the LCE.

by Ed February 24, 2005

west virginia

The Mountain State. Well, we don't have any mountains, but who gives a damn. Whoever thinks we joined the Union because we are nigger lovers should be shot. West Virginia has one of smallest black percentages in the country, trust me. I only like one black kid, Femi. Yes, we are moonshine lovin, rednecks, but most people can't handle the strong shit like us.

Jesus Christ that truck is lifted... Yupp, its got WV tags... Figures

by Ed May 13, 2005