ed's definitions

Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 6, 2005

black out

when the power goes out.

New york experienced a massive black otu.

by Ed September 1, 2003

west virginia

The Mountain State. Well, we don't have any mountains, but who gives a damn. Whoever thinks we joined the Union because we are nigger lovers should be shot. West Virginia has one of smallest black percentages in the country, trust me. I only like one black kid, Femi. Yes, we are moonshine lovin, rednecks, but most people can't handle the strong shit like us.

Jesus Christ that truck is lifted... Yupp, its got WV tags... Figures

by Ed May 13, 2005

fuck off

To dismiss a specific activity.

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.

by Ed May 6, 2004

semi auto

Short for "semi-automatic."

1. (adj.) The characteristic, of a firearm, of being able to fire a single round for each pull of the trigger.

2. (n.) A firearm with this characteristic.

Commonly mistaken to mean fully automatic, which indicates a firearm most people would call a "machine gun," with which the user pulls the trigger a single time and holds it and the entire magazine is fired in succession, usually within a few seconds.

My Glock is a semi-auto with a 10-round magazine, so if I want to fire ten shots I have to pull the trigger ten times.

by ed July 25, 2004

alene

a person, usually a girl, who is way too classix to bone

dave: you well want to bone her don't you
ed: no shes an alene

by ed July 7, 2004

Nu Metal

A commercialised form of Black Metal

by Ed August 28, 2003