2 definitions by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway
Someone who wants to be a vampire not a princess, someone who will jump out of a moving vehicle to beat up their ex, someone who is currently dating an Asian and loves him dearly♥, someone who loves chocolate and cheese melted together when she is PMSing, someone who loves emo comics, and someone who loves her best friends. Also the girl from The Exorcist
by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 17, 2010
Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.
Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...
by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 17, 2010