"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.
I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.
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