This is that warm and cosy feeling of self-congratulatory feeling of righteousness that accompanies ostantateous posturing for a socially approved cause or possessing conventional virtue.
Megan did not feel chilly, like an idiot, or like a slut despite wearing a homemade lettuce-leaf bikini in Raliegh; instead, she sustained several righteousness orgasms in feeling so superior to others less committed to her cause.
by eViL pOp TaRt July 03, 2010
Get the righteousness orgasmmug. Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
Get the technically-augmented ta-tasmug. A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010
Get the Binet jockeymug. A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011
Get the porcine cosmetologistmug. A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.
by evil pop tart October 15, 2009
Get the pornish henmug. by eViL pOp TaRt August 14, 2010
Get the minor benefitsmug. A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007
Get the cayoodlemug.