3 definitions by dylan.is.a.fitty

Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.

Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023

Dirty Gruff

When a man has such an inhumanly sized penis that it tears the woman’s vagina so much it connects her pum and her crack so they become one.

Phwar did you see that Dylan have Brooke a Dirty Gruff

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023

Dirty Cowley

The act of being such an enormous stud that women become wet just by the thought of you

Oi lad did you see Matthew, he gave Sarah a Dirty Cowley

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 12, 2023