Definitions by dwfrank

nevereadies 

The brand name of the batteries in the size that you need but don't have.

Dude: Your remote's dead. Looks like it takes AAs. Got any?

Other dude: AAs? Nope. Only have Nevereadies

nevereadies by dwfrank April 4, 2011

schadenfreude-riffic 

An adjective form of schadenfreude, but expressing a *lot* of joy at the misfortune of others.

If the Dodgers implode in September, that'd be schadenfreude-riffic for the Giants.

schadenfreude-riffic by dwfrank March 7, 2010