7 definitions by durpthesecond
Short for "traditional wife" (that is to say, a female homemaker).
The word has nothing to do with neo-nazism as some definitions here have suggested, it's just stands for "traditional wife". Some women choose to do that, and some women don't. Each person has a right to pursue happiness as they see fit, right?
The word has nothing to do with neo-nazism as some definitions here have suggested, it's just stands for "traditional wife". Some women choose to do that, and some women don't. Each person has a right to pursue happiness as they see fit, right?
Woman A on twitter: I'm thinking about quitting my job and doing the tradwife thing.
Woman B on twitter: How fucking dare you?!? The civil rights activists who fought to give you your rights, they must be spinning in their graves right now!!!
Woman C on twitter: Actually, those activists fought for her being able to CHOOSE whatever job she wants. So if she wants to choose the full-time homemaker job, then what goddamn business is that of yours, you anti-freedom authoritarian asshole?
Woman B on twitter: How fucking dare you?!? The civil rights activists who fought to give you your rights, they must be spinning in their graves right now!!!
Woman C on twitter: Actually, those activists fought for her being able to CHOOSE whatever job she wants. So if she wants to choose the full-time homemaker job, then what goddamn business is that of yours, you anti-freedom authoritarian asshole?
by durpthesecond October 4, 2019
Dis Con (short for disorderly conduct) is, in many countries, a criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
In the United States, laws vary by state, but common examples of Dis Con include:
(1) fighting,
(2) making an unreasonable amount noise and continuing to do so after being asked to stop,
(3) disrupting a lawful assembly of persons,
(4) conduct that is likely to result in serious bodily injury to a person,
(5) conduct that is likely to result in serious damage to property.
In the United States, laws vary by state, but common examples of Dis Con include:
(1) fighting,
(2) making an unreasonable amount noise and continuing to do so after being asked to stop,
(3) disrupting a lawful assembly of persons,
(4) conduct that is likely to result in serious bodily injury to a person,
(5) conduct that is likely to result in serious damage to property.
In most cases, Dis Con is a misdemeanor, but in certain special situations, like deliberately disrupting a funeral, it can be a felony.
by durpthesecond February 1, 2018
DisCon (short for disorderly conduct) is, in many countries, a criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.
In the United States, laws vary by state, but common examples of DisCon include:
(1) fighting,
(2) making an unreasonable amount noise and continuing to do so after being asked to stop,
(3) disrupting a lawful assembly of persons,
(4) conduct that is likely to result in serious bodily injury to a person,
(5) conduct that is likely to result in serious damage to property.
In the United States, laws vary by state, but common examples of DisCon include:
(1) fighting,
(2) making an unreasonable amount noise and continuing to do so after being asked to stop,
(3) disrupting a lawful assembly of persons,
(4) conduct that is likely to result in serious bodily injury to a person,
(5) conduct that is likely to result in serious damage to property.
In most cases, DisCon is a misdemeanor, but in certain special situations, like deliberately disrupting a funeral, it can be a felony.
by durpthesecond February 1, 2018
The male equivalent of white guilt.
Both male guilt and white guilt refer to when an individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him.
See also: guilturbation.
Both male guilt and white guilt refer to when an individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him.
See also: guilturbation.
I am not responsible for the men of the 15th century making life a living hell for women.
And I am not responsible for the men today who choose to become serial rapists.
So stop trying to pin a bunch of male guilt on me. I am a human individual, and I am a good person. So you can take your guilt-trip and place it wayyyyy up into your butthole.
And I am not responsible for the men today who choose to become serial rapists.
So stop trying to pin a bunch of male guilt on me. I am a human individual, and I am a good person. So you can take your guilt-trip and place it wayyyyy up into your butthole.
by durpthesecond May 12, 2022
An internet meme that serves as another way of saying "stop islam from taking over Europe".
More than 99% of Europeans want to do that without killing or hurting anyone, by the way, so don't listen to the assholes who say that most people who use this meme are talking about genocide or civil war. The term originated from a silly civil war video, but the modern meaning of the term has nothing to do with civil war.
Furthermore, 99% of the people who use the meme are talking about deporting illegal aliens, NOT stripping citizens of their citizenship. The constitution of every European country makes that impossible, so it's a moot point anyway.
More than 99% of Europeans want to do that without killing or hurting anyone, by the way, so don't listen to the assholes who say that most people who use this meme are talking about genocide or civil war. The term originated from a silly civil war video, but the modern meaning of the term has nothing to do with civil war.
Furthermore, 99% of the people who use the meme are talking about deporting illegal aliens, NOT stripping citizens of their citizenship. The constitution of every European country makes that impossible, so it's a moot point anyway.
Have you SEEN the statistics on the "islam in europe" page on Wikipedia??? In a few decades they'll have enough voters to take over my country! Enough is enough! Remove kebab!
by durpthesecond January 18, 2018
It's a bilingual way of saying "bad man" (the word "hombre" means "man" in Spanish). Some people claim that it's a racial slur. I would argue that it's not a racial slur, because it insults someone for the content of their character, not for their race.
by durpthesecond June 10, 2018
Short for "guilt masturbation".
A person engages in guilturbation by announcing to others how super-duper guilty they feel about something.
Guilturbation is extremely addictive, because it can lead to other people seeing yourself as "very noble". Even if the thing you feel super-duper guilty about is entirely wrong and undeserved.
Guilturbation can also be done privately, by seeing yourself as noble for experiencing lots of guilt. This is also extremely addictive, although not quite as addictive as the public guilturbation.
The best example of guilturbation is probably the popular American pastime of "white guilt" (that is to say, when a white individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him).
Then there is the popular global pastime of "male guilt", which is the global male equivalent of what white Americans do with their white guilt.
And finally, there is the global practice of many minor Christian sects, who encourage their followers to feel super-duper guilty about Jesus being crucified. And the most extreme sects, they even encourage their followers to whip themselves, and to engage in many other acts of physical self-torture.
Guilturbation exists in many different forms, and they are usually either political or religious in their nature.
A person engages in guilturbation by announcing to others how super-duper guilty they feel about something.
Guilturbation is extremely addictive, because it can lead to other people seeing yourself as "very noble". Even if the thing you feel super-duper guilty about is entirely wrong and undeserved.
Guilturbation can also be done privately, by seeing yourself as noble for experiencing lots of guilt. This is also extremely addictive, although not quite as addictive as the public guilturbation.
The best example of guilturbation is probably the popular American pastime of "white guilt" (that is to say, when a white individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him).
Then there is the popular global pastime of "male guilt", which is the global male equivalent of what white Americans do with their white guilt.
And finally, there is the global practice of many minor Christian sects, who encourage their followers to feel super-duper guilty about Jesus being crucified. And the most extreme sects, they even encourage their followers to whip themselves, and to engage in many other acts of physical self-torture.
Guilturbation exists in many different forms, and they are usually either political or religious in their nature.
Stop it with the guilturbation already, DAYUM... just try to enjoy your fucking life... and, while you're at it, try to help everyone around you enjoy their fucking lives as well. Can you do that for me? That would be awesome. Thanks.
by durpthesecond May 12, 2022