2 definitions by dumnumyuk

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Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.
May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.
Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.
by dumnumyuk July 28, 2009

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This is when a female gives a man oral sex and her teeth drag on his penis. This usually becomes her nickname to his friends.
Justin: "Who was that one bitch you use to date in high school?"

Howie: "Which one?"

Justin: "That girl who's teeth would drag on your cock when she blew you."

Howie: "Ya Dragon."
by dumnumyuk July 29, 2009

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