dudeinwales's definitions

Dokdo

Some shitty rock that Koreans go ape shit about. No-one else could give a toss, though.

Korean: Dokdo Islet in East Sea of Korea belong to Korea! AZN PRIDE *cuts off his finger*

Non-Korean: Yeah, whatever man.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

Corea

A name for Korea that you must use with Koreans unless you want them to get VANK to send you millions of protest letters.

Me: Oh, I love Korea.

Korean: No you dumb Yankee, it's Corea! The Japanese imperialists blah,blah,blah...Dokdo, blah...East Sea of Korea, blah...

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Republic of China

China's official name. Most dumbass Americans don't even know it exists, which is made worse by the fact that they legitimised the Communist enslavement of 1.2 billion Mainlanders by betraying the Chinese Republic and recognising Communist rule over all of China (including Taiwan), and don't even fucking know it. But it's to be expected, since Americans are clueless about anywhere else.

Me: I think it's terrible that the US doesn't support the Republic of China in cross-straits tensions.

American: Taiwan is an independent country and not a province of China, blah, blah...

Me: Regardless of which government you support, Taiwan remains a province of China you wierdo.

American: WTF?

Me: Americans are ignorant wierdos.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

Chosunjok

Chosunjok (also known as Chinese-Koreans) is a term referring to ethnic Koreans who live, or were brought up in, mainland China.

I really like Chosunjok people, they are in my opinion kinder, friendlier and more open-minded than South Koreans. Also, Chosunjuk women are really hot.

by dudeinwales October 25, 2006

kp

An (unused) Korean internet domain. Even DPRK government websites are located in Japan or the US, because there is no such thing as an ISP in Kimjongilland. Hence, no websites.

Korea is really poor, that's why there are no websites on .kp.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

Irish Republican Army

Oops! Were you looking for: Marxist idiots?

Friend: The IRA Irish Republican Army are Marxist idiots.
Me: Yeah, I know.

by dudeinwales October 23, 2006

ANC

The ANC is a terrorist organisation that finally came to power in 1994 following a brutal bombing campaign which killed an estimated 20,000 people (mostly civillians and black political opponents). It is now a troubled ruling political party, which has overseen an unprecedented decline in South Africa's ranking on the UN Human Development Index from a figure approaching European norms down to a level more commonly associated with other sub-Saharan nations.

The ANC is the ruling party in the Republic of South Africa.

by dudeinwales February 25, 2007