2 definitions by dude...somebody knows!

- somebody who is short and stupid.
- somebody who has a dick the size of my pinky.
Man! That guy is such a gumchwy! I'd never wanna fuck him...it'd take 20 minutes just to find his thing!
by dude...somebody knows! November 7, 2003
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she's crazy, and to make it worse, her m-train hasn't come yet...let's ditch her and egg some random persons house because we're brainless idiots!
by dude...somebody knows! November 7, 2003
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