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18 definitions by ducksrpeople2

 
1.
a dirtbag.
That Bill can't hold a job, mooches money off others, has a sketchy legal history, and tries to get with girls he has no business trying to get with, makes him a scuzzbucket.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
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2.
when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
by ducksRpeople2 September 05, 2011
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3.
to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.
Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.
by ducksRpeople2 August 19, 2011
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4.
an annoying phrase bosses often use in attempt to soften a command to do something.
"Go ahead and take out the garbage, then when you come back in, go ahead and clean out the fryolator, then when you're done with that, go ahead and clean up the shit someone smeared on the wall in the bathroom."
by ducksRpeople2 September 16, 2011
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5.
when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.
When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
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6.
a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
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7.
the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.
Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.
by ducksRpeople2 September 05, 2011
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