Definitions by duckhunter24

jesus horses 

According to Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update team (Jimmy Fallon and Tiny Fay), "jesus horses" are defined in the following excerpt: "A Supreme Court in Geaorgia ruled that high school biology teachers were permitted to continue using the term 'evolution' when teaching their classes. However as a compromise, they must now refer to dinosaurs as 'jesus horses'."

My son Timmy loves to learn about jesus horses. His favorite jesus horse is the T-Rex.

jesus horses by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004

Jack Bauer 

Jack Bauer is SOL... no, not shit outta luck. Sex On Legs. ;)

Jack Bauer is sex on legs... and Kiefer isn't bad either!

Jack Bauer by duckhunter24 August 16, 2004