drjemt's definitions

Obacalypse

The inaugeration of the anti-christ into the highest government office in the greatest country in the world. The begining of the end. Last date of life being 39 days before the end of his first term.

The Obacalypse is coming, 12/21/2012

by drjemt May 4, 2009

Duck Fever

The next big "epidemic" that the government will make up too keep us on our toes. Will come shortly after Pig flu is forgotten.

"Jonny has Duck Fever"
"That sucks man, he had swine flu a couple months ago!!"

by drjemt May 6, 2009

Bar 5

Bar 5, extending your hand and smacking your significate other
on his/her tight ass as a greeting.

I'm gonna bar 5 my wife when i get home.

by drjemt May 4, 2009

CUBAN TREE

A word meaning Cigar, usually of the Cuban type.

Man must be high rollin, he's hittin a cuban tree.

by drjemt May 6, 2009