2 definitions by drinkmaster

Top Definition
An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.
I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.
by Drinkmaster January 17, 2006
The act of getting piss drunk off of Kettle 1 Vokda.
I don't always get K1aused, but when I do, I drink Kettle 1.
by drinkmaster November 20, 2012
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