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1.
(verb) to deliver (or the desire to deliver) a direct and deliberate punch to the face of someone or something

(noun) a direct and deliberate punch in the face of someone or something
(1) I am going to facepunch the next person who makes fun of my car.

(2) That tool needs a facepunch for the way he treated you.

(3) I am going to facepunch that calculus exam.

(4) I can't believe that it's snowing again; the snowflakes are like tiny little facepunches on my soul.
by drcoopa March 17, 2011