dr. shatner's definitions

Sizzle

Verb - To suck; to perform fellatio.

"Sizzle mah dizzle, mo fizzle."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Tit Nipply

A mite bit cold.

"It's a tit nipply out this mornin', son. Let's get the cows fed sos we can get inside and watch football."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Splinglish

A low hybrid of Spanish and English.

"Did they get my sandwich right?" "Dunno. Chick at the drivethrough was speakin' Splinglish."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Fandango

Little known 1985 American road film by director Kevin Reynolds staring Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson (among others) and featuring a haunting soundtrack by guitarist Pat Metheny (see Metheny Face).

"When the fook is Fandango coming out on DVD?"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Ice Cold Shit

Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say:

"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004