dr. shatner's definitions

Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Tit Nipply

A mite bit cold.

"It's a tit nipply out this mornin', son. Let's get the cows fed sos we can get inside and watch football."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Carb Face

A fat or puffy face.

"Check out the carb face on that chick."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Shats

Short for Shatner, aka William Shatner.

"Was Shats in that?"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Spookle

Meaning not assigned as yet.

"Looks like a spookle to me." "The fuck?"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

K&TG

Short for Kool and the Gang. Indicates approval with.

"Want to get some breakfast with me?" "That's K&TG."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004