dr. badwrench's definitions

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

sled

Your ride, vehicle, conveyance, autovoiture. Could be a car, truck, motorcycle, whatever.

Shit, that is one fine sled you drivin'

by Dr. Badwrench January 7, 2007

chow poo yuk

The nasty smell of nearly all Chinese restaurant restrooms.

Dim Sum Palace has some major chow poo yuk.

by Dr. Badwrench May 8, 2008

crimmus

Du day uh da berf uh Jeebus

Merry Crimmus

I's got me a Escalade wit' Dubs fo' Crimmus

by Dr. Badwrench January 2, 2008

brownie film

toilet paper, especially cheap one-ply

We need another roll of brownie film in the shitter!

by Dr. Badwrench June 25, 2006

false Jerry

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008

gloom cow

A fat, repellant, female goth.

Check out that gloom cow! Man, fat death is some scary shit!

by Dr. Badwrench June 24, 2006