dr. badwrench's definitions

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007

sled

Your ride, vehicle, conveyance, autovoiture. Could be a car, truck, motorcycle, whatever.

Shit, that is one fine sled you drivin'

by Dr. Badwrench January 7, 2007

chow poo yuk

The nasty smell of nearly all Chinese restaurant restrooms.

Dim Sum Palace has some major chow poo yuk.

by Dr. Badwrench May 8, 2008

away the Crow Road

Old Scots expression for dead.

Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"

Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.

by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

bumper balls

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

OCC wrench

A two-pound dead-blow hammer, often mistaken for a rubber mallet. The primary tool of the hacks at Orange County Choppers, especially Paulie. Chiefly used for axle installation, engine/transmission alignment and primary cover installation.

Properly used, an OCC wrench is a useful tool that one occasionally needs for stubborn, rusty old parts, not shiny new ones that should slide together if one knows what they are doing.

I have been a motorcycle mechanic for ten years, and have never needed the OCC wrench to put in an axle.

Look, that idiot Paulie dinged that primary with the OCC wrench!

by Dr. Badwrench February 23, 2008