redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.
The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.
Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)
by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006
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blue tip wrench

oxyacetylene cutting torch

"blue tip" from the blue torch flame
"wrench" for the tool's versatility and the speed at which it can be used to disassemble damn near anything

A favorite of "redneck engineers"

Also called a smokewrench
Fuck! The damn bolt's froze solid! Gimme the blue tip wrench, I'll get that fucker loose!
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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smokewrench

An oxyacetylene cutting torch
Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.
by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006
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assal

Of or pertaining to the ass in its entirety.
Anal is to anus as assal is to ass

Assal horizontology
by Dr. Badwrench December 18, 2008
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wooden music

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.
Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.
by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008
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bumper balls

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.
bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.
by Dr. Badwrench April 06, 2008
mugGet the bumper ballsmug.