16 definitions by dr merkin

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by dr merkin March 14, 2009

tea bag

(n) Tampon.

I knew my girlfriend was menstruating, as I saw the cord of her tea bag.

by dr merkin November 2, 2008