2 definitions by downtowndbrown
A sex act in which a female with a yeast infection would use a spatula to scrape the cream off of her vagina and stuff the creamy concoction into a man's foreskin ( if applicable). Once the man's foreskin is filled to maximum capacity, a used tampon may be added for garnish. The cannoli is then ready to be served.
My girlfriend was very happy to provide the cream for my cannoli last night. I've never seen such generous portions. She even topped it off with a lovely edible candied tampon.
by downtowndbrown March 4, 2014
The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.
Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
by downtowndbrown March 4, 2014