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Plapp

To take a dump while masturbating for the shear joy of the experience.
"I grabbed a bagel and took a plapp."

"John was bragging how he had plapped 4 times while on a long international flight on KLM."
by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010
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Lobotonomics

The power of stupid as a motivator to buy ill conceived or unnecessary junk. A potent force in our economy!
People buying up all the toilet paper at Costco because of Covid-10 is lobotonomics in action.
by dougan-chesner March 9, 2020
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Tub Rowing

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."
by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010
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