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The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.
Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.
by Doug Hightower September 24, 2005
Get the flash mug.Baggy Pants is a fad in the wigger community where they were cloths a couple of sizes bigger. This actually started in the early 1980's by african-american shoplifters to allow more room to store stolen items in. The act of baggy pants was "copied" by the wigger community without knowing the meaning.
Strangly enough, african-americangang members do not wear them during times of street fights. Having your pants at your knees limits mobility.
Strangly enough, african-americangang members do not wear them during times of street fights. Having your pants at your knees limits mobility.
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
Get the baggy pants mug.1970's Term used for Anal Sex. Coined by John Holmes in a porn movie in the early 70's. Gays were often called Backstreet Guys.
by Doug Hightower September 29, 2005
Get the Backstreet mug.Term used for total Disgust with France's Anti-America stance. There term doesn't mean to litterily drop a bomb on France, but that no one would miss them if they were gone.
by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005
Get the Nuke France mug.Spyware and Adware cripple more computers per day than any computer virus ever has.
Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.
Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.
The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.
If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.
Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.
Google a product before trying it!
Examples for Google Searches:
"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".
Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!
Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.
Spyware steals your bandwidth, that you pay for, to send back data as often as every 30 seconds. With a large amount of spyware, your internet will slow down to a crawl. Browser Hijackers are a common form of spyware / Adware.
Most big name computers come with spyware / adware preinstalled. Some spyware / adware will open ports for downloading even more spyware / adware automaticly.
The only PROVEN way to remove spyware and adware is with "Ad-Aware" and "Spybot Search and Destroy" both are free! To help prevent spyware the only PROVEN way is "Spyware Blaster", also free. All these require updates weekly to keep clean.
If installing a P2P or Shareware program that has spyware, DON'T BUY THE FULL VERSION. The only reason these companies are still in business is because of fools and their money. Don't use it and don't buy it!!! Although a program itself may not be spyware/adware, it will have it bundled with it.
Stick with Media Player!!! Most others are infected with spyware or adware.
Google a product before trying it!
Examples for Google Searches:
"Realone spyware"
"Gator spyware"
"Comet Cursor spyware"
"AIM spyware"
"Wildtangent Spyware"
"weatherbug spyware"
"__________ spyware" (fill in the blank with anything you are thinking about installing) If no results are found, try replacing the word "spyware" with the word "adware".
Fact: Google is only known search website that doesn't have some form of Spyware or Adware. Great homepage!
Beware of bogus spyware removal software. Here is a tip! If they advertise their products with pop-ups, banner ads, and etc. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!
Tip: Try Mozilla's Firefox with the adblock extension. This will help you block all those spyware ads on website.
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
Get the spyware mug.Run of the mill Cult. Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints, as they call themselves, have the mixture of common Free Masons and brainwashing. Started by a common theif, Joseph Smith, who based everything on stolen printing plates.
The Mormon teching beleives that you can actually become a god yourself. The idea that one can acheive godhood is apealing to the foolish.
The Mormon teching beleives that you can actually become a god yourself. The idea that one can acheive godhood is apealing to the foolish.
by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005
Get the Mormon mug.A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.
by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005
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