doug hightower's definitions

Double Flusher

#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.

Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.

by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

looter

Commonly African Americans who take advantage of a natural disasters. Looters are scum of the earth.

The Looter broke into the store in New Orleans and stole 50 pairs of Nike Shoes and a copy of Jet Magazine.

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

Political Correctness

politically correctness is often used to force someone else to comply with YOUR thinking. Example: Bill Clinton imposed a SIN TAX because HE/THEY could. Being extreme liberal, this was allowed to slide. Georgia's Governor Sonny Perdue ( a republican tax and spend Liberal ) passed a sin tax of his own and banned smoking in the work place, including large manufactoring plants, and any public gathering. He also manipulated the state worker's insurance to charge them an extra 40 dollars per month as punishment.

Now, I said all this.... Still paying attention***

Now the PC target is OBESITY. They have already change the thinking as to what is obese. What used to be twice normal body weight is now just 20 lbs. over normal body weight. Just 20 pounds overweight and someone will shout at you in McDonalds for eating a big mac. (This is already happening).

Soon, those 20lbs overweight will be paying more for airline tickets, health insurance, and the list goes on.

Then what will be next??? Blondes?? Brunettes?? Redheads?? or maybe those who have body odor.

Political Correctness is what will divide the USA again. There will be another split. Conservatives vs Liberals and the hot button issue is Political Correctness. Mark my words, people are talking about it.

by Doug Hightower January 19, 2006

Backstreet

1970's Term used for Anal Sex. Coined by John Holmes in a porn movie in the early 70's. Gays were often called Backstreet Guys.

What a bunch of backstreet boys!

by Doug Hightower September 29, 2005

friends with benefits

Friends with Benefits is a PC term for SLUT and/or Whore. This type of adultry falls into the same catagory. Call it what you want, but to have a friend with benefits just makes a whore out of you. Save yourself for marriage.

Friends with Benefits means slut or whore.

by Doug Hightower April 8, 2006

Looters

Looters are normally minorities that take advange of a situation, where law inforcement is spread too thin or too busy. Looters are basicly theives who will steal anything and everything not nailed down. A hoarding of stolen goods. As much as 80% of African Americans will loot if given the opertunity. White American looters are considered to be white trash .

Check out those nigger looters in New Orleans!

by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005

Jehovah's Witness

A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.

Jehovah's Witness is an insecure cult for the foolish.

by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005