doug hightower's definitions

Navy

Branch of military that attracts gay men. Due to the long time at sea, even some straight men will have sex of other men, then turn straight when back on dry land.

A group of gay men formed the band Village People. Their song "In The Navy" shows how active gays are in the Navy.

by Doug Hightower October 1, 2005

flash

The largest source for web site based computer viruses. Flash is also one of the most hated things by surfers. Surfers always want HTML first and formost without all the intro show of flash. Most computer security minded people uninstall Macromedia and/or Flash plugins to keep their browser running better and virus free.
Don't belive it?? Create two versions of your website. On your Flash into, but a skip button that takes them to the HTML version. After a couple of months, check which page counter is higher.

Macromedia's Shockwave & Flash is #3 of most hated things surfers hate to see.
#1. Pop-Ups / Pop Unders
#2. Music that plays over and over and etc.
#3 Shockwave or Flash graphics. Content is always beter.

by Doug Hightower September 24, 2005

Nuke France

Term used for total Disgust with France's Anti-America stance. There term doesn't mean to litterily drop a bomb on France, but that no one would miss them if they were gone.

Hey dude! Check out my Nuke France shirt I bought online!

by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005

Jehovah's Witness

A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.

Jehovah's Witness is an insecure cult for the foolish.

by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005

Backstreet

1970's Term used for Anal Sex. Coined by John Holmes in a porn movie in the early 70's. Gays were often called Backstreet Guys.

What a bunch of backstreet boys!

by Doug Hightower September 29, 2005

Hershy Highway

Hershy Highway means Anal Sex. PERIOD!

She is a keeper for sure. I got me some Hershy Highway from her! She is a keeper.

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005

Shaved Pussy

Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)

Shaved Pussy is better to eat!

by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005