doug hightower's definitions

Nuke France

Term used for total Disgust with France's Anti-America stance. There term doesn't mean to litterily drop a bomb on France, but that no one would miss them if they were gone.

Hey dude! Check out my Nuke France shirt I bought online!

by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005

Mormon

Run of the mill Cult. Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints, as they call themselves, have the mixture of common Free Masons and brainwashing. Started by a common theif, Joseph Smith, who based everything on stolen printing plates.
The Mormon teching beleives that you can actually become a god yourself. The idea that one can acheive godhood is apealing to the foolish.

The Mormon cult is an example of the last days.

by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005

Jehovah's Witness

A Cult that believes in salvation by works. JW's original thought was that the 144,000 Jews mention in book of Revelation was them. However, after their membership reached 144,000, they panicked. That is when they added that if they get out and work, (eg. Knocking On Doors) that they might somehow be accepted by God.

Jehovah's Witness is an insecure cult for the foolish.

by Doug Hightower September 25, 2005

looters

The lowest form of life.
Looters often take advantage of a bad situation only to steal.

Did you see all those nigger looters after hurricane Katrina hit?

by Doug Hightower September 28, 2005

Navy

Branch of military that attracts gay men. Due to the long time at sea, even some straight men will have sex of other men, then turn straight when back on dry land.

A group of gay men formed the band Village People. Their song "In The Navy" shows how active gays are in the Navy.

by Doug Hightower October 1, 2005

Double Flusher

#1. To take a crap so big that your pants fit better.
#2. To crap a turd so big, one end is sticking out of the water.
#3. To crap so big around you have to break it up with the plunger and flush twice.
#4. When you take a crap that stinks so bad, you give a courtesy flush half way though. This act cuts down on the room aroma.

Hey Dude, I shit a Double Flusher so big, I heard my butt cheeks slap together when the pointed end came out.

by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

Joke

This one is a good to pull on your friend in a crowd..

Q: If you were to go camping with a bunch of guys. Then in the middle of the night you woke up with your pants down, and vaseline on your butt, would you tell anyone?

(If they answer no)

A: Wanna go camping?

It's a joke, smile a little. Yeah, it's sick, but funny in a crowd.

by Doug Hightower September 23, 2005