The combination between a llama
and an ostrich
. The esteemed llostrich combines the wings of the ostrich
and the divine wit and expectoration
ability of the llama
. The llostrich is capable of giving birth to egg
. This creature is a tripod (two front legs and one back central leg - the back leg serves a dual function as a tail). It is furry with the occasional feather surrounded by bald patches. The llostrich has feathery ears and a snout. The feathers amplify sound allowing the llostrich to evade capture by it's arch nemesis - the liger.
Yo, did you see that llostrich run by?
What's a llostrich?
The rare but majestic animal that just hopped by on 3 legs.
Ohhhhh!.... Isn't that a liger
Why is it holding a trident
Possibly the worst invention
in history. The double decker outhouse
is, quite literally, two toilet stall
s stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.
Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?
top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.
Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh
* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?