3 definitions by dopiwan
by dopiwan November 13, 2011
The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.
Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.
by dopiwan November 16, 2011
by dopiwan January 13, 2019