2 definitions by dookieross

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An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.
"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"

"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"
by dookieross November 10, 2006

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A blonde news anchor, popular in the 21st century, who's voice sounds like she just got done drinking a gallon of bleach or perhaps got punched in the throat. No relation to "Bette Davis Eyes" artist Kim Carnes.
Oh lord, I cannot possibly listen to this news anchor's raspy voice, it must be Rita Crosby
by dookieross November 10, 2006

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