Definitions by dookied

dookie logic 

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

dookie logic by dookied July 23, 2006

SQQ 

"San Quentin Quail," i.e. "jailbait." Refers to an underaged person with whom an adult engages in sex and, as a result, suggests that the adult will end up in prison.

Don't mess with them high school girls: they're SQQ.

SQQ by dookied July 23, 2006