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A short TikTok thot who is commonly mistaken for a 12 year old Jewish boy. Possibly autistic. Loves the Clemson tigers a little too much. Deshaun Watson, if you're reading this, RUN. YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
Ethan: What the fuck is that thing over there?
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.
by dont fuck me i have aids October 8, 2019
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