"You are still a fuck up, but now you can work" paper.
Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"
Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"
Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"
Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"