3 definitions by donorgasm

Syndrome affecting poorly executed omelettes, scrambled eggs or other egg-based dishes, e.g. quiches. Or a syndrome affecting fugly people whose faces closely resemble a poorly executed omelette, quiche etc...
Jesus! You can't do that to a quiche, you pervert... now looks like it's got omelantitis!
by donorgasm June 9, 2010
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Nearly Fucking Crapped Myself! Acronym to be used in online forums or text messages when expressing a reaction of great surprise, pleasure or enthusiasm towards something.
OMG!!!! Hav u seen Lay d Gaga's nu vid?? NFCM!!! ;-)
by donorgasm May 21, 2010
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1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.
Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...
by donorgasm July 1, 2010
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