14 definitions by donnie2light
A friend that seems to make beers disappear usually when others are to drunk to notice or are outright asleep.
Robert, the Great Beerdini, must have performed his magic last night and made the beer disappear when everyone passed out.
by donnie2light November 30, 2015
A person who shows a complete lack of patience and wisdom;A person who jumps headlong without thinking into very consequential situations;An idiot
by donnie2light July 10, 2009
A special kind of dumb. Someone abnormally ignorant. The kind of person that elects George Bush and Rick Perry.
by donnie2light September 2, 2016
Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.
by donnie2light July 11, 2009
An unemployed lazy person that you only keep around for his or her special skills like mechanic work and fix-it ability.
Hey Steve is Robert still staying at your house? Yeah, my car keeps breaking down so I am letting him stay on the couch so I can get help with the car. Robert is lazy but he sure knows how to fix things pretty good...he's a Superbum of sorts.
by donnie2light November 30, 2015
When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.
I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.
by donnie2light November 30, 2015
by donnie2light July 10, 2009