2 definitions by donkeypuncher95

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When a man or woman performes a blowjob on top of the washing machine. The vibration makes the blowjob feel a lot better.
Honey, Why aren't we Doing The Whites. If we do, afterwards we can have intercourse and if your lucky, i might give you an Al Borland's Hammer.
by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011

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When a man slaps a girl in the face with his cock/ penis
GUY- hey honey, i wanna try something new.

GIRL- What?

GUY- This! Wheres The Beef?

GIRL- OOOOWWWW ASSHOLE!
by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011

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