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White Man's Insurance Policy

The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019
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A CUMRAW 'Caker Undesirable Man Revered by Asian Women' is an adjective that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The phenomenon has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and much angst among indigenous and foreign male Asian populations.
That chesterfield standing outside the bubble tea joint must be a CUMRAW!
by don_juan_7165 November 24, 2017
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