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23 definitions by don juan

 
15.
A person that is a complete idiot and has no idea how to win in a fight
That kid just got the shit beaten out of him like Joiquin Phoenix
by Don Juan April 06, 2005
6 9
 
16.
A castrated person's substitute for sex.
Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.
by Don Juan October 02, 2003
47 51
 
17.
A Pimp. One with a Bachelors degree in Pimpnotism. Also known as Mike Ball.
Damn Mike Ball is the NOSTROMO!
by Don Juan August 10, 2003
10 16
 
18.
The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
I gave that little bitch a dutch treat
by DOn juan July 30, 2003
14 30
 
19.
Coolong or any type of asian tea with a strong aroma.
My coolong, My coolong where ever i go, the TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA go.
by Don Juan June 15, 2004
2 26
 
20.
cash rules everything around me cream get da money dolla dolla bill yall
wu tang clan
by don juan September 02, 2003
80 128
 
21.
CP
Short for 'Cock Penetration'
Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!
by Don Juan May 07, 2004
17 97