domonic's definitions

Facebook

Synonym for Cancer.

Facebook is killing everyone on it.

by Domonic June 6, 2011

WiiFlex

The perfect timing needed to excel in any motion-sensing game for the Wii.

In order to win at Wii Tennis, you need to have good wiiflexes, or else you will mishit the ball.

by Domonic January 23, 2009

Weflex

Any reaction that a group of people/animals have that is in unison and relatively similar.

BOOM!

Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!

Erick: Yea! What should we do?

Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!

by Domonic July 6, 2008

Cough Drop

An oral cumshot, preferably while deep-throating.

My girlfriend told me that she needed a cough drop...I got it right in her throat.

by Domonic March 20, 2008

Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.

Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.

by Domonic March 30, 2009

College Girl Theory

The theory that states (or implies) that college girls say that their "perfect man" is nice, and treats them like a woman; however, all college girls actually enjoy being mistreated in every way except for being cheated on (secretly, every human knows that women crave attention, whether or not they show it or not).

Jon: What the hell, man? I've always been nice to Erica, and she knows I like her. I even bought her earrings with her chocolate and roses for Valentine's day. But she never really acknowledged me...until recently. I've just been ignoring her and not paying attention to her. Now she texts me just to say hi.

Brian: Yea, it's the college girl theory in full effect. She misses the attention, and is now more attracted to you than ever.

by Domonic February 21, 2009

Mexplode

When an area, previously dominated by white people, suddenly becomes overpopulated with Mexicans.

Well, in Tualatin, you have the areas by the high school that are fairly white...but, like the rest of Tualatin, these areas will Mexplode by 2010.

by Domonic February 22, 2009