domonic's definitions

WiiFlex

The perfect timing needed to excel in any motion-sensing game for the Wii.

In order to win at Wii Tennis, you need to have good wiiflexes, or else you will mishit the ball.

by Domonic January 23, 2009

Pre-Bag

When gaming online, the point in which there is evidence, beyond reasonable doubt (by the average gamer), that a Tea Baging is about to occur. Whether or not you are on the receiving or giving side, you know that's goin' down.

1337 Sniper: Dammit Tony, I just got No-Scoped.

1337 BR: Yea, he's already Pre-Bagging you.

1337 Sniper: How can you tell?

1337 BR: He's running towards your body, looking down, and bouncing as he approaches...Okay, now he's Tea Bagging you.

by Domonic August 7, 2008

Sexcellent

An adjective used to describe someone who consistently deliver good sex, or just a description of having the best sex ever. Can also be used in any form.

My girlfriend says I'm sexcellent.

I piss sexcellence.

by Domonic January 29, 2009

Weflex

Any reaction that a group of people/animals have that is in unison and relatively similar.

BOOM!

Joe: Did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb!

Erick: Yea! What should we do?

Joe: Not sure...but did you how fast we hit the ground? We have amazing Weflexes!

by Domonic July 6, 2008

Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.

Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.

by Domonic March 30, 2009

T.U.G.I.E.S.

An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.

(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)

by Domonic October 15, 2007

Sheflex

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.

"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"

"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."

by Domonic April 9, 2008