domonic's definitions

Cat

Any person that walks into you without saying "excuse me" or acknowledging the fact that it happened. Derived from when cats do this to humans. Also, can be used flirtatiously.

When I was in the break room, I held the door open for Bekah with my back; however, she still happened to cat up against me when walking through the room with a smile.

by Domonic October 5, 2009

WiiFlex

The perfect timing needed to excel in any motion-sensing game for the Wii.

In order to win at Wii Tennis, you need to have good wiiflexes, or else you will mishit the ball.

by Domonic January 23, 2009

Schweg

The verb form of segway.

I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.

by Domonic March 18, 2009

Sheflex

Any reflex that girls have (much more common with spazzes), in which they let out a high-pitched scream, jump back unnecessarily, hit someone/something, etc. In all cases, it is just an overreaction to something simple.

"Hey, did you see me scare Brittany over there?"

"Yea, but her sheflexes reacted, and she kicked you in the balls."

by Domonic April 9, 2008

Facebook

Synonym for Cancer.

Facebook is killing everyone on it.

by Domonic June 6, 2011

Sexcellent

An adjective used to describe someone who consistently deliver good sex, or just a description of having the best sex ever. Can also be used in any form.

My girlfriend says I'm sexcellent.

I piss sexcellence.

by Domonic January 29, 2009

Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.

Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.

by Domonic March 30, 2009