2 definitions by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou
the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.
Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.
by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou March 29, 2018
the worst of the worst. nothing can beat this, if ur grandpap is called a trap you. are. dead. aliens invade earth, theres a nuclear war, and your step dad terry drinks all your mtn dew then does loud sexes to ur mum. there is no escaping the grandpap a trap.
Tom: ur mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
John: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur granny tranny
John: ur grandpap a trap
World War 3 begins, aliens and A.I. form one species and take control, the crack in the ozone layer finally breaks the entire thing, the Sun explodes, engulfing the entire solar system. Tom goes to Hell, and hears all the wails of the damned. John becomes a God. There is no escaping God.
by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou March 29, 2018